July 14, 2006
THE SQUIRRELS PWN YOU! >D
:D The squirrels have joined forces and taken over the world! The mob as well as the government forces have been taken hostage by the fabulously superior squirrels. Santana Corporation is now run by Mr. Santana's pet squirrel! ^______^ YAY! :D Unfortunately, Mr. Santana's whereabouts remain unknown.
Whatever shall become of Naruto? The world may never know...
Instead, tune in tonight and watch episode one of Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels today! :D
"Dance My Puppets! Dance! >D"
DISCLAIMER: Please note that these updates are in no way related to real life situations of any sort and that Naruto is not in any way owned by Mr. Maximilian Santana, Santana Corporation, etc. :D
July 12, 2006
The angry mobs have currently stopped storming through Santana Corporation Headquarters. As of today, they have passed through 22 levels of defense. Mr. Santana has called in government/police officials of some sorts to help subdue the crowd. However, man of these officials are currently being lured into Naruto fanatacism and have actually joined these mobs. :O Oh, yay. Whatever shall Mr. Maximilian Santana think of next? .____."
Sources say that Mr. Santana has now resorted to distributing Naruto headbands,
DISCLAIMER: Please note that these updates are in no way related to real life situations of any sort and that Naruto is not in any way owned by Mr. Maximilian Santana, Santana Corporation, etc. :D
July 10, 2006
The angry mobs have succeeded in storming past Santana Corporation's first gated level of defense! Oh noes! They only have approximately 53 levels of defense left to get past! :O
Apparently, Mr. Santana's free ramen was not useful at all at calming down the angry mobs. He has now become desperate and has started to distribute free Naruto DVD's and trading cards. Officials say that these DVD's also contain the same 4Kids translated Naruto episodes. No word yet on what the angry mobs think of this (although..you should probably know. >__>;;;).
Please check back soon for more up to date information! :)
DISCLAIMER: Please note that these updates are in no way related to real life situations of any sort and that Naruto is not in any way owned by Mr. Maximilian Santana, Santana Corporation, etc. :D
July 8, 2006
After the release of Santana Corporation's first Naruto episode, a huge wave of 4Kids-hating and 4Kids-loving/ignorant Naruto fans have started to protest outside of Santana Corp.'s building.
Santana Corporation had aired the same English translated episode as 4Kids, which deeply angered 4Kids-hating Naruto fans and annoyed a few 4Kids loving/ignorant Naruto fans. Of course, many 4Kids loving/ignorant fans do not really seem to care who owns what and how anime is translated at all. >O
Law enforcement people are currently trying to calm down the mob of Naruto fans from destroying Santana Corp., their poisoned TV's, and each other.
Mr. Maximilian Santana is distributing free Naruto ramen to calm down the angry mobs. No word yet on whether his attempt is successful or not.
Check back later for more information! :D
DISCLAIMER: Please note that these updates are in no way related to real life situations of any sort and that Naruto is not in any way owned by Mr. Maximilian Santana, Santana Corporation, etc. :D
July 7, 2006
The first Santana translated Naruto episode has been released today! Following the release will come huge sales of Naruto plushies, keychains, ramen, headbands, and other random items. :D
Don't miss out on the first episode. It shall air at approximately 6 PM tonight...when you should be eating dinner. >D
Check your local listings for more info. >]
Please visit the episode guide page for episode summaries, various screenshots, and such. (^___^)/)
DISCLAIMER: Please note that these updates are in no way related to real life situations of any sort and that Naruto is not in any way owned by Mr. Maximilian Santana, Santana Corporation, etc. :D
July 5, 2006
Mr. Maximilian Santana has purchased Naruto from 4Kids!
Many Naruto fans have gathered, hoping that Mr. Santana will translate Naruto much better than 4Kids has done.
However, 4Kids fans (are there really any? o.o) have been protesting Mr. Santana's decision for a while and have supposedly been conspiring to overthrow the Santana Corporation. :O Some police force has been contacted to investigate more thoroughly about this rumor.
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4Kids Hatelisting today! :D
DISCLAIMER: Please note that these updates are in no way related to real life situations of any sort and that Naruto is not in any way owned by Mr. Maximilian Santana, Santana Corporation, etc. :D
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